why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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