so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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