everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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