I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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