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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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