You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i may or may not be watching the land before time
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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