So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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