Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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