Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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