if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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