god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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