I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
