would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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