..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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