xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just puked most of my soul out..
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