Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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