Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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