Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
