Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
