I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
