I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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