Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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