physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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