she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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