So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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