i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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