8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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