love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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