My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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