if only i could text you this smell
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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