I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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