We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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