He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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