Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If that was your dad, he is hot
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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