I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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