she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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