I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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