There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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