i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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