is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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