kristin has been a bad kristin
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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