how can u be prego again
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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