Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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