GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Randomize
