): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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