his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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