Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
why is half of my head shaved?
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