Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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