OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Do vagina's smell?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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