i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
