butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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