I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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