all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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